Monday, 31 March 2008

Gordon Brown, Labour Clown, Labour Imbecile.

Normally when providing the layout for articles I would leave a comment at the end of the article. Today I will comment as I go along. Gordon Brown in my honest opinion is a fruitcake of a Prime minister, he is simply not of this planet. Lets look at his latest pointless soundbite, many we will receive before the local elections on May 1st.

GORDON.."FROM today, every community in England and Wales will have its own neighbourhood policing team. Working with the police, we are determined to address local priorities, improve public confidence and make neighbourhoods safer"

COMMENT..How are you going to do this Gordon?, No body trusts the police, besides there aren't any when you need them because they are ticketing cars.

GORDON.."We know people want more say about their community and a visible and accessible police service that deals with local problems and anti-social behaviour. While crime is falling, too many people have a real fear about their communities and feel detached from their police service".

COMMENT..Its not that we feel detached Gordon. Its just that when a couple of thugs are beating the daylights out of Mrs Jones for her bingo winnings at ten o'clock. The police are too busy waiting for their takeaway at the chippie oblivious to the assault.

GORDON.."Neighbourhood policing is about giving local people power over how their streets are policed. It is a major step towards a new kind of policing, one in which the citizen has real influence and a role to play in securing the streets and holding the police to account".

COMMENT..We have the power do we Gordon?..As long as we don't upset the thugs by shouting at them or heaven forbid detaining them until the police have finished their chippie meals. Do we get a reduction on our extortionate council tax for this self policing also?

GORDON.."Every one of us, no matter where we live, deserves a life free from crime and free from the fear of crime. That is our aim and one that we can only achieve by working together".

COMMENT..Well most of us would like to say something Gordon, however teenagers tooled up with guns while riding bikes patrol our areas, oh and the police still have not finished their chippie meals.

Gordon I could carry on all day, but you are so full of hot air and wind. Do us all a favour for the sake of the country and resign.

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